Who Dis?

  • IF FOUND INDOORS, SOMETHING’S GONE TERRIBLY WRONG

  • HOPEFULLY LAUGHING

  • IDEALLY TRYING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

“Oddly great at seeing things from a new perspective” - Erika, Sister

“Shawn is Shawn 100% of the time” - Noa, Friend

“Endless conversationalist…to the point of missing your reservation” - Hangry Friend

I can be found at the intersection of real tension and humor. 

I’ll be pulling at your heartstrings with emotional insights one minute and igniting your inner laugh track the next. 

I’m an endless idea machine, forever seeking outlets for the consolidated mayhem churning away in my mind.

Can personality hires also be good employees? Asking for me.